$PONSFIELD

PONSFIELD

THE LANDLORD CAT

๐Ÿงก This is MY grass. You're standing on my equity. ๐Ÿงก

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Lord Ponsfield walking across his lawn, unimpressed.
PATIENCE LEVEL FULLY DEPLETED
PONSFIELD FULLY DEPLETED
LIVE PRICE TBD
24H VOL TBD 24H TBD
CONTRACT ADDRESS
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Lord Ponsfield patrolling the yard.
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THE YARD GAZETTE

Nobody is talking about him. Yet.

Lord Ponsfield does not chase engagement. Engagement, in time, chases him. Until then, here is what the household staff have on record.

"He walked past the food bowl like it owed him money. We refilled it anyway."

โ€” Estate Kitchen Log, entry #1

"Asked to move off the welcome mat. He did not move. We now call it his mat."

โ€” Estate Kitchen Log, entry #2

"Sat in the exact center of the lawn for eleven minutes. Ownership was implied."

โ€” Estate Kitchen Log, entry #3

Your quote could go here, once the internet catches up.

โ€” reserved

CONFIRMED ESTATE SIGHTING

The grounds have been surveyed.

Lord Ponsfield on patrol, mid-stride, visibly unimpressed with the grounds.
ACTUAL ESTATE EVIDENCE • LOCATION CLASSIFIED

THE HOUSEHOLD

Everyone reports to someone.

  1. 01

    Tenant

    Holds bags. Pays on time. Has met Lord Ponsfield exactly once, briefly, from a distance.

  2. 02

    Groundskeeper

    Maintains the lawn Lord Ponsfield merely stands on. Unclear who works for whom.

  3. 03

    Estate Manager

    Handles correspondence. Has been growled at. Considers it a promotion.

  4. 04

    Board Member

    Attends meetings Lord Ponsfield does not attend. Reports outcomes to an empty cushion.

  5. 05

    Lord Ponsfield

    Chairman of the Backyard. Majority Shareholder of Your Attention. Does not report to anyone.

OFFICIAL DOSSIER

Everything you're allowed to know.

SPECIES One landed gentleman, built like old money.
RANGE The entire yard. Possibly the neighbor's too. Under review.
STATUS Chairman of the Backyard. Now a coin.
TEMPERAMENT Unbothered. Occasionally offended by weather.
NET WORTH Immeasurable, mostly in grass.

HOW TO PAY RENT

Four steps. He is not going to explain twice.

1

Get a wallet

Something that can hold a token. He does not care which one.

2

Fund it

Enough to cover the trade and the fees. He does not cover fees.

3

Find $PONSFIELD

Paste the contract address once it exists. Above, when it's live.

4

Swap

Confirm the transaction. Congratulations, you now pay rent here too.